Ianello Gives Birth To New Analogy After Latest Loss

By Ryan Isley (Originally posted 11/18/2010)

Shortly after the University of Akron’s football team fell to 0-11 on the season with a 19-14 loss to Miami (OH) on Wednesday night, head coach Rob Ianello was scheduled to join the media to talk about the game.

One would expect that an 0-11 season in the first season as a head coach would be tough on the 45-year-old from Port Chester, New York, but the man who sat at the table seemed anything but stressed.

Ianello walked in with a smile on his face and even found the time to crack a joke before addressing what had just happened on the field at InfoCision Stadium. Once the recorders were on and the words starting flowing from his mouth, it was still as if Ianello was at peace with a team that had yet to win a game.

“I am certainly proud of our team, I am certainly proud of how they competed, I am proud of how they played,” Ianello started off in his opening statement. “We fought our butts off right to the very end tonight but we came up short.

“I don’t think anybody can look at our team and say we haven’t improved. I don’t think anybody can look at our team and say our kids aren’t playing with great effort, I don’t think anybody can look at our team and say that our kids don’t believe they can win. We have gotten good, we just haven’t gotten good enough.”

The opening statement was almost something that you would expect to find in a book entitled “How To Address The Media And Say The Right Things When Going Winless.” It is the same kind of spiel that was the basis of most press conferences last season given by Cleveland Browns head coach Eric Mangini, whose team started 1-11.

While it is fair and good to be happy that the team has shown improvement, the fact of the matter is that the team is still winless, and was something that needed to be addressed so I did just that with the next question.

“You say the team has gotten better,” I started out as Ianello looked at me. “What is the next step, what do you have to do to get over that hump?”

Before the question was even finished, Ianello was answering.

“Well, we’ve got to score one more point than they do,” Ianello said. “I don’t think there is any magic (button) to put your (finger) on other than we have to make a key play at a key time in the game and then we’ll make that and we’ll come out and we’ll have that win.”

So far, so good, but that is when the answer got a little strange.

“It’s like that couple that can’t have a baby and then they adopt a child,” Ianello said as the reporters looked at him quizzically. “The minute they adopt a child, the wife gets pregnant because the pressure is off. The minute we get our first win, that’s when we are going to start following through and getting more wins and we’re going to see this growing.”

Go ahead, read that quote again. Losing 11 football games in a row is similar to a couple who is struggling to bring a newborn baby into the world.

At what point does that comparison even become logical? The answer – it never does.

But then again, logic has not played a major role in the building of this football team under athletic director Tom Wistrcill, right down to the hiring of Ianello, so why should we expect anything less in the press conferences?

One of the main problems with the Akron football team is that they are spinning their wheels. The men’s soccer team and basketball teams have found success but the football team has floundered.

They have wasted the opportunity they have with the new stadium, as very few showed up Wednesday night even though the school announced a crowd of 7,671. The actual butt-in-seat attendance was nowhere near that number. The low attendance, especially for a game being shown on ESPNU, shows that the fans are almost at an apathetic state with this team, if they are not there already.

Couple apathy with poor play and guess what happens?

That’s right – you get a head coach comparing the plight of his football team to a couple who are struggling to get pregnant.


Ianello Era Continues With Another Painful Loss

By Ryan Isley (Originally posted 10/9/2010)

Thankfully for the University of Akron, basketball season is right around the corner.

The Zips played another game and suffered another loss to start the Rob Ianello era with a 28-17 loss at the hands of Kent State on Saturday, sending Ianello to an 0-6 start.

“Obviously, it is a heck of a rivalry, everything that they say it was it is,” Ianello said. “Two teams slugging it out, good crowd, great atmosphere. And they just made a few more plays than we did.”

The contingent of Akron fans who were already starting to grow weary of Ianello will not take losing to Kent State lightly, as the Zips had won three in a row, five of the last six and 11 of the previous 13 meetings between the rivals.

The Akron offense stalled time after time as quarterback Patrick Nicely had one of the worst days a quarterback could dream of having, completing just 16-for-33 for 133 yards, zero touchdowns, three interceptions and three fumbles, two recovered by Kent State.

“I can’t tell if it all decision-making (with Nicely) until I watch the video,” Ianello said. “I can’t sit here and pin it all on Patrick. We had some protection issues and we had some things not go well at times. I can’t doubt anybody’s effort, we just need to execute a little better.”

Akron actually took a 7-0 lead after a seven-play, 89-yard drive resulted in a two-yard touchdown run by Alex Allen the second time they had the ball but then disaster struck on the next possession.

With the offense backed up at their own one-yard-line on third-and-11, Nicely tossed an errant pass that landed in the hands of Kent State safety Dan Hartman, who returned it 12 yards for a touchdown that got Kent State on the board despite having just 20 yards of total offense at the time.

The numbers look bad enough, but Nicely was actually worse than they suggest, missing receivers all over the field and never really even getting close to being in a rhythm until the final drive of the first half when he was 3-for-4 for 25 yards.

Just when it looked like Akron was going to make something happen, the offense stalled again due to play-calling and then Nicely took a sack with six seconds left and kicker Igor Iveljic nailed a 41-yard field goal attempt to cut the lead to 21-10 at half.

“When you get into the two-minute offense before the half, you are trying to get a field goal for sure and if you can get close enough to get greedy, you go for a touchdown,” Ianello said. “They had just gone up 21-7 and with that type of momentum I just wanted to make sure we could get ourselves in a position to kick a field goal.”

While the offense was not able to maintain anything, the defense was not able to hold Kent State and the Golden Flashes did their offensive damage in the second quarter, scoring two touchdowns while racking up 140 yards and held Akron to just 26 yards of total offense in the quarter before that final drive.

The Zips looked like they were going to make a ballgame of it on a fake field goal turned into a touchdown by wide receiver Jeremy LaFrance with 5:47 left in the third quarter to make it 21-17 following what may have been the ugliest few minutes in the history of football.

“We have had that in for a couple weeks,” Ianello said. “We felt that they presented us with a good look to run that so there is no reason to leave it on the call sheet.”

With the ball at their own 49-yard-line, Nicely completed a seven-yard pass to Gary Pride, which coupled with a roughing the passer penalty on Kent State gave the Zips the ball at the Kent State 29-yard-line. Following a holding penalty, Nicley was then sacked for 14 yards and topped that off with an intentional grounding penalty.

On third-and-27, Nicely was again sacked but a facemask penalty on Kent State gave Akron a first down, leading to the touchdown.

“I would have to go check the record books to see if I have ever been in a game with that many penalties,” Ianello said, referring to the 23 accepted penalties in the game. “I was disappointed in our discipline today, no question.”

The offenses both went stagnant from there and Kent State’s defense salted the game away with 3:08 to play when Nicely fumbled the ball in his own end zone, recovered by Luke Batton for a Kent State touchdown to make it 28-17 and then Nicely’s second interception on the next possession sent the Akron fans for the exits. Just for good measure, Nicely tossed another interception with 54 seconds left, sending Kent State into victory formation.

“It’s a great rivalry,” Ianello said. “I thought Kent State played really well today and (head coach) Doug Martin and his staff did a heck of a job. I congratulate them and wish them the best of luck the rest of the year.”

At this point, it may be Akron, and not Kent State, that needs the luck.

Hiring Ianello Was A Mistake for Akron

By Ryan Isley (Originally posted on 10/7/2010)

University of Akron athletic director Tom Wistrcill and his entire staff are learning an important lesson the hard way that you cannot judge a book by the cover.

Last football season, the Zips were a woefully underachieving 3-9 (2-6 in the MAC), bringing to an end the six-year tenure of head coach J.D. Brookhart.

During the hiring process to replace Brookhart, Wistrcill and his staff were hoodwinked and bamboozled by Touchdown Jesus into hiring then-Notre Dame interim head coach Rob Ianello.

Wistrcill was out to make a splash with this hiring, knowing that the football team was falling behind in popularity to the men’s basketball team, which had been to three straight MAC championship games (they made it four this past seasonafter Ianello was hired) and the men’s soccer team, which had just advanced to the NCAA semi-finals five days before Akron announced Ianello as their new head coach.

What better way to make a splash than to steal away the guy that Notre Dame had tabbed to run their program when they fired Charlie Weis? Or so Wisctrill thought.

Ianello sold himself to Wistrcill the way he sold his former teams to recruits, and Wistrcill fell hook, line and sinker for everything the 45-year-old Port Chester, New York native was selling.

Wistrcill did the equivalent of going through a drive-thru and ordering a gourmet cheeseburger only to drive away and unwrap it to find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, as the Zips are now 0-5 with no end to the misery in sight.

Looking at the bio that Akron has distributed about Ianello, they will tell you that Ianello is the only coach to be named one of the 25 best recruiters nationally from 2005-09 by Rivals.com and that he directed three straight top-10 recruiting classes at Notre Dame from 2006-08.

What Akron has either failed to realize, or has decided to completely ignore, is the fact that Ianello has been an assistant recruiting coordinator or a recruiting coordinator at Alabama, Wisconsin, Arizona and Notre Dame, schools that are a lot easier to sell to recruits than is Akron.

What Akron will also tell you is that Ianello served as the offensive coordinator at Notre Dame in 2009, when the Fighting Irish had the sixth-best passing unit in the country in and were ninth-best overall offensively in the nation.

What they neglect to tell you is that the offense was led by quarterback Jimmy Clausen (now the starting quarterback for the NFL’s Carolina Panthers), wide receivers Golden Tate (an AP All-American) and Michael Floyd (one of the best sophomores in the country despite missing five games to injury) and tight end Kyle Rudolph (the top-rated tight end in the country this season).

Those caliber of players are just simply not going to commit to Akron.

Need proof?

Of the top 150 recruits listed at ESPN.com, seven of them are verbally committed to Notre Dame, even with Ianello not there, while Akron will not be mentioned in the top-150 at all.

What Wistrcill and Akron did was make a hire based on Ianello’s recruiting past and completely ignored the fact that he had been no higher than a position coach until last season at Notre Dame.

Wistrcill needed to get a name, not a resume.

He knew that he needed to be able to put fans in the seats of their new $61.6 million stadium, as their failure last season resulted in less than 10,000 people filing through the gates for the season finale.

Unfortunately for Wistcrill, the fans were not as easy to trick as he was, which was evident when less than 16,000 fans showed up for this season’s opener against Syracuse. Those who did show up left shaking their heads in disgust after watching the Zips get dominated by one of the worst teams in the six BCS conferences.

Akron had scheduled their second game of the season against FCS opponent Gardner-Webb and just over 10,000 fans showed up for that. To make matters worse, the Zips found a way to lose that game before heading on the road for two weeks.

After losses at Kentucky and Indiana, two more BCS non-powerhouses, Akron returned home where they were thumped 50-14 by Northern Illinois in front of just over 12,000 fans.

Last season under Brookhart, the offense averaged almost 301 yards per game and gave up 367 yards per game defensively.

So far this season, the Zips are worse in each category, averaging just 267 yards per game on offense and allowing 462 yards per game on defense.

Quarterback Patrick Nicely has regressed under the eye of Ianello, completing just 46% of his passes and has just three touchdown passes to two interceptions.

This does not bode well for a program that the returned 17 starters from a year ago, a team that many thought would compete for the top spot in the MAC East before collapsing.

Then again, maybe Wistrcill should have just checked out the book from the library instead of committing to it and buying it because of the cover, because so far the story inside has been less than uplifting.

Of course, Ianello could write a new chapter in that book with a win against Kent State this Saturday, but so far there is nothing to suggest that this story is that type of fairytale.